Dear Cog ----
It's great that you have internalized a sense of peace and comfort about the job market, but you still have to apply for all those jobs you picked out. You didn't do jack shit yesterday or today ---- not only did you ignore your job market stuff, but you didn't do any dissertating either ---- so let's get on it and start finishing some of those fucking apps!
You know, they say a little bit of stress helps us get things done. Don't get too relaxed on me now.