A lot of people are doing a blogging gift-giving thing, and I love getting stuff in the actual real-life mail (except rejection letters and dry cleaning ads). So, in return for something from Adjunct Whore, I post this:
I promise it won't be my collection of rejection letters and junk mail. How about sand ... you like sand? I can't package sunlight. Well, I'm sure I could find something appropriately Californian! (No, Benjamin McKenzie will not fit in your mailbox!)
By the end of the calendar year, I will send a tangible, physical gift to each of the first five people to comment here. The catch? Each person must make the same offer on her/his blog.