Whose bright idea was it to hold all the Earth Day celebrations on 4/20????
If I had known, I would never have tried to come onto campus today. Seriously, I've nearly been in two auto accidents already.
(Yes, I know --- driving to school on Earth Day? For shame! But I wanted to haul crap from the library.)
Helpful hint: if you suddenly think that driving 2 miles an hour on the major street outside campus, driving diagonally across said major street, or driving on grass, sidewalks, or pedestrian-friendly surfaces is a good idea, you're too stoned to be in the car.
This ends the cog's Public Service Announcement.