So here you go:
You also need a big pile of grading to do, I can feel it. I'll trade you the privilege of kitty head-scritches for essay grading. You can see Loquito there hiding behind the pitcher meowing for more food and willing to chew up papers to get my attention. He'll handle some, but you'll need to pick up the leftovers. Plenty to go around. Scritch, scritch.