There's a homemade sign posted on the student bulletin boards --- you know, those places where everyone posts flyers for various grad school and ROTC and make quick money at home! type ads. This one is advertising for a heavy metal band singer. The logo is a full-on, early Metallica rip-off, with pentagrams and runes and flaming axes and everything.
Too bad I can't stick my tongue out the way Gene Simmons can. On the other hand, I can scream pretty loud, so I should just go for it.
Instant fame and easy money, here I come!