This would be great for your next long-distance flight, or boring conference panel. Also, I totally dare you to wear it into an interview situation. Bank robbing, however, I'm going to have to actually recommend against. It doesn't look like it would make for an easy getaway.
You might think I am advocating that the MLA convention become populated with furries and other sexual subcultures you only find out about on Regretsy, but I ... no wait. Wait, I am totally saying that. Let's liven up this place! It goes so well with a black interview suit.