Tuesday, April 29, 2008

A strange spectacle

I just got off the bus and noticed a strange sight tootling up the main street of town:

An old man, possibly 75 or 80, in a full flight-jumpsuit (like that of pilots or astronauts) in a camouflage print, traffic-cone-orange shoes and a red motorcycle helmet, riding on a Segway.

So, if later on you hear about a geriatric, slow-motion invasion of the West Coast, you'll be able to figure out where I am.

I'm writing; I'll update on that later. Just wanted to keep you posted on possible breaking news.

2 comments:

Ancrene Wiseass said...

I, for one, welcome our new geriatric overlords.

Belle said...

And you didn't get a picture???