I got a nifty coupon from my local grocery store in return for signing up for their healthy shopper program. Last January. I got that first of the emails I was supposed to get a couple weeks ago. But I'm not upset; it's not like this is something that really matters to me.
So now I have a chicken in my house.
It's just sitting there, being a chicken. Right now it's staying in my fridge. What the hell do I do with it? I'm trying to read some instructions on how to roast a chicken and am getting all confused and worried. What have I gotten myself into? I think I could handle it if it were already cut up into parts.
Hmm. Maybe I should have gone for the free veggie burgers after all. This may be out of my league.