Monday, May 7, 2012

Shrodinger's Job Candidate

I'm surprised I hadn't thought of this before.

First Job Candidate: So, how are you doing?

Second Job Candidate: I don't know. I can't see a thing in here. You?

First: Nah. I don't even know who I am. It's really wearing on me.

Second: Seriously! I never thought I'd wish to be dead, but being in limbo like this sucks.

First: Yeah, I just want someone to open up the box. I can't even tell which condition I'm in. Just get it over with and let me find out one way or another. Whoah, what was that that just moved?

Second: A cat maybe? Jeez, I hope there aren't sand worms in here.

Tune in next fall when an entire graduate cohort goes on the market and discovers they are actually re-enacting the plot arc from Lost...


Dr. Koshary said...


Bardiac said...


Good luck with the late job market thing.

Contingent Cassandra said...

And, as far as I can tell, the infamous wiki mostly amplifies the conversation above, without providing much light.