I soooo did not need the nosy retired neighbor-lady who dresses like Paris Hilton to give me an in-depth summary of Fifty Shades of Gray. Or need to know her take on all the various details. Or how she reconciled going to watch that film with her very conservative Christian beliefs. Or, especially or, how the film has subsequently impacted her fantasies. Yeah.
Hey hot guys living down the street! Don't be worried about the rattlesnakes around here ---- keep an eye out for the cougars!
I'm serious. Run.