Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Junk Mail I Don't Need to See...

This came in the mail today. Inside (you know I had to look as soon as I decided to blog this) there is a blurb that tells me I could WIN a pre-paid cremation in their monthly drawing if I just fill out the enclosed form today.

I think I'll wait.


heu mihi said...

You know what I love? I love how on my Social Security statement, it always says something like,

"Your heirs may qualify for a one-time bonus of $250 in the event of your death."

All they need is an exclamation point, and it'll have that perfect sweepstakes feel!

medieval woman said...

Yeesh! Don't you just sometimes feel like there's a giant bull's-eye painted on your butt?