You know what I love? I love how on my Social Security statement, it always says something like,"Your heirs may qualify for a one-time bonus of $250 in the event of your death."All they need is an exclamation point, and it'll have that perfect sweepstakes feel!
Yeesh! Don't you just sometimes feel like there's a giant bull's-eye painted on your butt?
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You know what I love? I love how on my Social Security statement, it always says something like,
"Your heirs may qualify for a one-time bonus of $250 in the event of your death."
All they need is an exclamation point, and it'll have that perfect sweepstakes feel!
Yeesh! Don't you just sometimes feel like there's a giant bull's-eye painted on your butt?
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