Thursday, November 4, 2010

Infestation's!

Ahhhh! They're everywhere's! I am infested''' with ' apostrophe's! Noooo! Or, No'o'o'o'o'o'o'''!

Apostrophe's, apostrophes'! --- my students paper's' are crawling with apos'trophes! Ewwww! Get it off get it off get it off!!!!! I tried shaking''' the papers over some other paper''''s that lacked commas but the a'p'ostroph'es just crawled in deeper and now they' are in my hair! Ahhhh! ' I can feel the rule's for apostrophes' dripping out my brain along with the rules for to and too! I can'''''t beat them off with my S'trunk and White, they are so thick!

Send more red pen's' and alcohol, quick! My brain is melting, melting --- what a world, what a world!

4 comments:

Dr. Koshary said...

It's incredibly funny to envision you actually feeling this on a somatic level! I suppose this sort of error is even more painful for a lit specialist than it is for me...and I'm already a pain in the ass about punctuation and grammar.

nicoleandmaggie said...

I feel you're pain.

Oh wait, that's a homonym...

Fretful Porpentine said...

BWHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I mean, um, Im sorry? Maybe youd better read some Shaw as an antidote?

Sisyphus said...

I live to entertain, guys.