I just got off the bus and noticed a strange sight tootling up the main street of town:
An old man, possibly 75 or 80, in a full flight-jumpsuit (like that of pilots or astronauts) in a camouflage print, traffic-cone-orange shoes and a red motorcycle helmet, riding on a Segway.
So, if later on you hear about a geriatric, slow-motion invasion of the West Coast, you'll be able to figure out where I am.
I'm writing; I'll update on that later. Just wanted to keep you posted on possible breaking news.
I, for one, welcome our new geriatric overlords.
And you didn't get a picture???
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