Tuesday, April 29, 2008

A strange spectacle

I just got off the bus and noticed a strange sight tootling up the main street of town:

An old man, possibly 75 or 80, in a full flight-jumpsuit (like that of pilots or astronauts) in a camouflage print, traffic-cone-orange shoes and a red motorcycle helmet, riding on a Segway.

So, if later on you hear about a geriatric, slow-motion invasion of the West Coast, you'll be able to figure out where I am.

I'm writing; I'll update on that later. Just wanted to keep you posted on possible breaking news.


Ancrene Wiseass said...

I, for one, welcome our new geriatric overlords.

Belle said...

And you didn't get a picture???