Thursday, June 23, 2011

All I want for Christmas:


I know it takes a lot of electricity, and it's loud, and it only holds about two single spaced pages at a time, and it goes grind grind grind and keeps you half awake all night long, but if I could write all day and have the writing polish itself at night ...

Can we have Christmas in July? Please? Please???

4 comments:

Earnest English said...

Certainly, like most things, if we bought a case of these, they'd be cheaper, no? Well, sign me up for this. I probably need at least two of these. That's three already. =)

Dr. Koshary said...

I'm in for one too, provided that they're pretty strong. I can just hear the harsh rasp of metal scoring metal as I insert my rough-hewn draft pages and destroy the delicate prose-polishing machinery. I fancy that it would be something like putting pebbles in a coffee grinder.

Susan said...

There should be quite a market in those. Great investment opportunity!

anthea said...

Oooo I want one too! These look fabulous and a good investment especially if you're forced to write a paper at the last moment. Just think...you could submit to this machine and it could turn as Dr. Koshary says rough drafts into delicate prose.