I'm surprised I hadn't thought of this before.
First Job Candidate: So, how are you doing?
Second Job Candidate: I don't know. I can't see a thing in here. You?
First: Nah. I don't even know who I am. It's really wearing on me.
Second: Seriously! I never thought I'd wish to be dead, but being in limbo like this sucks.
First: Yeah, I just want someone to open up the box. I can't even tell which condition I'm in. Just get it over with and let me find out one way or another. Whoah, what was that that just moved?
Second: A cat maybe? Jeez, I hope there aren't sand worms in here.
Tune in next fall when an entire graduate cohort goes on the market and discovers they are actually re-enacting the plot arc from Lost...
Good luck with the late job market thing.
And, as far as I can tell, the infamous wiki mostly amplifies the conversation above, without providing much light.
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