In Lieu of Our Regularly Scheduled Job-Market Angst, We Present Cat Pictures
Aren't his little white eyebrows the cutest?
And in answer to your questions: no, no, still nothing, I forgot to sign up for one, 3300 words but I didn't even touch it over the weekend or today, yes I am going to lie around in pajamas all day feeling sorry for myself, and what? that's a coffee stain --- hey, what're you looking at my chest for, eh? Eyes up here when I'm talkin' to you!
I swear ---- didn't your mother ever teach you some manners?